Showing posts with label Worlds Cup. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Worlds Cup. Show all posts

Sunday, 13 June 2010

Professor Poliakoff

Look up 'mad scientist' in your picture dictionary and there'll be a picture of this guy.












He's Professor Martyn Poliakoff and he reckons the Worlds Cup trophy isn't solid gold at all!! He isn't very interested in football but is so spiteful that when he isn't stealing Phil Spector's court wig he's spends his time researching the break-down of the trophy just to rub it in our faces that it isn't real. Up yours professor!

In his defense though he does say many awesome things such as:
"a big waste of gold" - as clearly gold is often used in a productive way;
"I think - and I have no means of knowing..." - you have to love a scientist who just makes stuff up;
"according to my calculations" - lets be honest, that's what every mad scientist should say at the start of every sentence.

So Professor Martyn Polikoff,  while I'm not happy that you're having a go at the Worlds Cup trophy and trying to ruin lil' Diego's dreams, I still take my hat off to you as you are clearly bonkers, will probably one day rule us all, and you have way too much time on your hands. Your giant, giant hands.

Saturday, 12 June 2010

Argentina vs Nigeria

Here's what i've noticed during the first half of Argentina vs Nigeria.
- Diego Maradona looks very professional in his wee suit and tiny, tiny shoes
- I can't help but wonder if someone died in that suit
- Nigerians speak English as I saw one fella clearly mouth the words 'fuck sake' in English
- Some fella got one right in the crigs, or else he felt very tense and decided to have a wee tug in the middle of the pitch as he didn't seem to get hit in the crigs
- Messi and Shittu... there's a joke there somewhere

That's all and now I have to go to work so no more interesting things i've noticed.